Official They Uniforms

Attention, slackers. They have decided to institute an official uniform policy for the purpose of building name recognition amongst the public. Details are in the forums under the category of "Memos to All Employees/They Are Everywhere - Official SG Uniforms." If you STILL have yet to set up a Blogger and Forum account, contact me in-game by the global handle @Au-Man, e-mail me in-game (send to Mr. Huff) or send an e-mail my primary e-mail address listed in the SG's description, so I can send you an invite to the blog and answer any questions you may have about getting set up. Thank you and good day - Mr. Huff, CEO

Excerpt from an interview with Mr. Huff, CEO of They, by Anonymous -

Anonymous: Do you know who They are?
Mr. Huff: Before I can answer that, I would first have to ask a question of my own: "Does anyone ever really know who They are?"
Now turn off that goddamned tape recorder. I can hear its electronic pulse, and it's starting to make me a little... tense.